Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Fallon gives comedic 'tribute' to Willard and his company

After hearing James Taylor perform some of his hit songs at the Democratic National Convention, late night host Jimmy Fallon was apparently inspired to honor Mitt Romney's ability to lose his own convention to a crazy man and a chair. Fallon took the lyrics to Taylor's "Fire and Rain" mixed in comedic convention postmortems and gives us "Romney and Bain."


Lyrics below the fold ...

Just yesterday evening I turned the DNC on
I had to DVR Honey BooBoo show
Watched both conventions and I wrote down this song
Cause this November, we'll vote for one of you
Oh, I've seen Romney and I've seen Bain
I've seen Clinton speeches I thought would never end
I've seen crazy guys talking to invisible men
So I'll probably vote Obama again
Won't you look down upon me, Eastwood
I'm sitting right here in this chair
No one can see me but that's OK
My body's invisible, it's like no one is there
but you keep talking to me anyway
Oh, I've seen Romney  I've seen Bain
I've seen Clinton speeches I thought would never end
I've seen crazy guys talking to invisible men
So I'll probably vote Obama again
But Barack ain't got such an easy time with Biden on his team
Please, Joe, keep your pie hole closed; don't you know you're killing me.
You've seen both sides and you've seen both guys, but in 2016
I'm voting for the dream team - Michele and Hillary
Oh, I've seen Romney  I've seen Bain
I've seen Clinton speeches I thought would never end
I've seen Chris Christie jiggle in the wind
So I'll probably vote Obama one more time again
I'll give you 4 more years again
there's an election coming our way
this time around now,
but we'll give you four more years again
now now

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