Willard's Pork Barrel Olympics

Calm down, calm down. No, we're not talking about Willard's Olympic gold prowess in The Bald-Faced Lie competition. Nor are we talking about his 2012 Olympic entry in the Someone-else-rides-me, millionaire's horse-prancing event, Rafalca. This is about his decade-earlier leadership in the Canadian-outsourced, Burma uniform wearing U.S. Winter Olympics. You know, the "privately financed" ones that Romney socialized by billing the American taxpayer some $1.3 billion.

Mitt's Olympic Bailout Yummies, featuring John "No Pork" McCain